this is my christmas present to the world. i was actually singing the "chorus" wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy before i found out from wendell that this was pre-made up and that i was not in fact the writer of this parody. nevertheless, it is amazing.

now only if i had some green.





also.. i am a gleek. don't hate. as a former band and choir nerd, i am predisposed to liking that show. i even tried to hate it. it didn't work. i'm a gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

wendell's pocket pc charger info since he is LAME and doesn't have anything like livejournal to post his own shit: http://www.amazon.com/Charge-Cable-Mobile-Pocket-phone/dp/B000JQCURG/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1261359044&sr=1-14

i only typed all that because he is looking over my shoulder. :D

http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Lenmar+-+Battery+for+Sony+VAIO+GR+and+NV+Series+Laptops/9050901.p?id=1218012526749&skuId=9050901&st=sony%20vaio%20battery


battery for laptop

http://www.megavideo.com/?v=U9J6AC88 - a haunting in connecticut

http://www.megavideo.com/?v=JE9ZU7Y1 - zack and miri make a porno

http://tattoo.about.com/library/graphics/taesa1219a.jpg - requiem for a dream

i reported my dad for what he said on my facebook wall.. i wish i could report him for a message AND wall posts..

HE LOGGED IN ON MY BROTHER'S ACCOUNT TO HARASS ME MORE.

and he told me he "now has to sell my christmas present" and i have "48 hours to come get all my stuff"

i finally got to smoke a couple one hitters to clear my head and whatnot and i find that on facebook and it totally ruined my buzz. i now feel just as shitty as i did before.

fuck this shit. i'm never speaking to him ever agian.

stupid head is finally home. after leaving seven hours ago to make a two hour trip. apparently kevin wanted to drink beer. aaaaaaaaaaaaaand i was brought no weed. today is a fucking waste of breath.

i just spent five minutes on the phone with kevin finding out that wendell was left in virginia beach "somewhere" and that i'm going to have to go get him even though i have no license. or id. or money. so i woke up ashly and told her so maybe she could help me figure this shit out. so i looked at ashly's phone and kevin had called but i had no service.. so i went outside to call him back and he was just kidding.

FUCK YOU KEVIN MOTHERFUCKING STAIRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

guesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss who is STILL IN VIRGINIA. that fuck-ass won't even be home until 2 or so. fucking fucking fuck fuck fuck. i KNEW that as soon as he walked out the door i wouldn't see him again until then. what the fuck. this fucking sucks. i am so so so so so so so so tired of being left alone. i might just go to sleep. and then when he gets home get that giant knife out and stab him in his stupid FACE. okay i would never ever do that. but still. that's how mad i am right now. stupid asshole. of course i can't come along, of course you're conveniently gone this long, of fucking course this all has to occur when i'm fucking on my god damn period and get 32457865 times more pissed and of FUCKING course he gets to go out and get stoned and drink and do a bunch of dumbass shit while i sit here home alone crying feeling lonely and bored and have NOTHING TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i feel that i am entitled to at least yell at him when he gets home. at least.

i got left at home because wendell "had to go with kevin" to the chronic man's house in virginia. and i "couldn't go". aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand i'm cramping. if those fuckers don't pick me up when they get back to NC i'm going to be seriously pissed and i may have to punch wendell in the face. okay not. but i will be very very very mad.


wendell has this ridiculously big knife out in the shed, i think it's like fourteen inches long and has those jagged teeth things on two or three inches of the non-blade side. i am about to go retrieve that knife and chop my uterus out. i am fucking tired of being on my period.


according to ashly i've been a fucking bitch for the past week, but that's just because i'm tired of being her slave.. she's spoiled and bratty and she's like "go get me some chips" "go get me some mountain dew" "give me the remote" "give me your cigarettes" and then if you don't she starts yelling and cussing and shit. it's ridiculous. every time she says shit like that i want to slap her in the face. lsdkfja;lfg


i hate lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i just did this. for real.

i have the bestest baby ever :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


this is how our day has gone so far:::


1 or so - finally get out of bed and put on 304974326 layers of clothes

wendell starts working on his mom's car because the suspension just BROKE IN HALF somehow

it's like 2 degrees outside.. wendell's basically rolling around in frozen mud trying to unscrew some rusted ass bolts from under the car that aren't budging.

i am sitting on a tree stump holding a hammer and messing with the can of PB blaster (loosens rust) and sockets and shit asking 324635867635467485697456 annoying questions that i'm sure wendell is tired of while he patiently answers them all while getting pissed at the bolts that won't come out.

i go inside cause it's like 2 degrees and warm up and wendell is still working on the car..

then he comes inside to warm up and fenagles a marlboro menthol smooth out of one of ashly's friends :DDDDD

he makes himself some ramen and i tell him to make two packets.. but he didn't..

but then he made me my own packet of ramen after he was done eating!!!


he spoils me so hardddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd it's awesome. hahahahaha but i spoil him back so it's all good :D

ilovehimsomuchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.megavideo.com/?v=6P0L5FBN


that's for me to watch the second half of tomorrow hahahaha


it's the fourth kind with really shitty sound quality and off-center tape recording, pahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa so don't watch it.

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
Cause they fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd think me rude, but I
Would just stand and stare.

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly.
It's hard to say that I'd
Rather stay awake when I'm asleep,
Cause everything is never as it seems.

Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightening bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance.
A foxtrot above my head,
A sock-hop beneath my bed,
The disco ball is just hanging by a thread.

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly.
It's hard to say that I'd
Rather stay awake when I'm asleep,
Cause everything is never as it seems.
(When I fall asleep.)

Leave my door open just a crack.
(Please take me away from here.)
Cause I feel like such an insomniac.
(Please take me away from here.)
Why do I tire of counting sheep?
(Please take me away from here.)
When I'm far too tired to fall asleep
To ten million fireflies.
I'm weird, cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell.
But I'll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
Cause I saved a few,
And I keep them in a jar.

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly.
It's hard to say that I'd
Rather stay awake when I'm asleep,
Cause everything is never as it seems.
(When I fall asleep.)

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly.
It's hard to say that I'd
Rather stay awake when I'm asleep
Because my dreams are bursting at the seams

today i slept WAY the fuck in. like.. after i got out of the shower, ate, and checked the time it was 3:57. this break has been AWESOME even though i have no idea what's going on with my dad because he's being a weinerhead. still.

and now i must go pee and put on socks because i'z cold.

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm at wendelllssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


and guess what i did.






i got busy. three times. ohohohoooooooooooooooo

GUESS WHAT THIS WEEKEND I WILL CERTAINLY BE GETTING BUSY.

i wish i could go back in time and murder stephenie meyer. that is all i have to say about this subject.

i ate bread and didn't barf it up. so today i graduate to toast. let's see how this goes.